Maybe you want to give a child a book for a gift but you are worried that the book will get tossed into a pile of irrelevancy in favor of Junior's tablet or the new video game his much cooler aunt bought him. Maybe your own child has been fed too many cartoons on the tube. It's okay; I won't tell. But now, our media saturated children are rather uninterested in the written word— especially when it competes with flashy animations. After all, you can give a kid books, but you can't make them like 'em... much less even read them. But I have come to give you hope and have it in abundance.
Before we can expect a media glutton to love the beauty of simple things like
Make Way for Ducklings or
Stone Soup, we have to ease them into the transition of still life and still ink on still paper. In response to this need for a segue, publishers have been printing a bloated genre of books that supposedly children will love but typically parents hate. These generally include sharp, digital illustrations, flatulence, underpants, aliens and/or mucous emissions. I suppose the idea is that the shock value of these things will get kids reading. Toilet humor—especially to boys— is highly appealing. So the battered down, desperate parent feels it's their only hope to get Junior interested in books. It's not the only hope... but I'm not going to lie and say that you can just give a child a classic book and expect them to swoon over it. This is very much like very picky eaters who've been given too much junk food and refuse all their vegetables. Once the intellectual appetites have been soiled (in this case by too much electronic stimulation) it is very difficult to reorder it to enjoying the wholesome books. Difficult... but not impossible. The first thing to do is eliminate or drastically limit media of course. Otherwise, no matter how good your intentions, books will always lose to the drug inducing power of TV (video games are even more destructive). Then, find some good books to introduce.
Thankfully, there are a number of excellent authors out there who are especially well suited to "reordering appetites." Think of them as a good probiotic or something... replenishing the gut with good bacteria (all right enough of the food analogies). Like all my
Top Ten lists, this isn't an exclusive compilation; there are certainly other books and authors that would make for great transitions. The things to look for are
humor, weird or unexpected plots, interesting typeset, detailed pictures, and/or novel or irresistible concepts. Believe it or not, these things can be found without resorting to pooping, iPad wielding aliens in underwear.
After the child has been fed a good diet of these transitional books, they can slowly move onto realizing that there are some true delights to be found in picture books and they'll want to explore more—even ones with less catchy covers.
So here is my list of the authors to look out for once you decide to move away from media and into the glory of the printed word.
Chris Van Dusen. Van Dusen has the most excellent illustrations to captivate an unsuspecting media glutton. His style LOOKS animated and he's got a superb natural rhyming that fits all his books so well.
If I Built a House would make for a perfect "starting over" book to try and hook kids into the adventures in reading. And
Randy Riley's Really Big Hit also has really big appeal. Be sure to also read all the Mr. Magee stories too!
David Weisner. Weisner is the wordless book master and as we all should know by now, wordless books are not just for kids.
Tuesday is his classic tale of bizarre flying frogs but
Sector 7 and all his other titles certainly shouldn't get lost in the shuffle either. These books are great ones for bored children to just "discover" lying about on an end table somewhere.
Lynley Dodd. Dodd isn't so well known in the states for some reason but her
Hairy Maclary is quite well known in her New Zealand homeland and elsewhere. ALL of her books are great. She has an extraordinary talent for rhyming and for made-up words that just roll off you tongue with delight. These books are best read aloud and with enthusiasm to capture the full cadence.
Oliver Jeffers. A favorite among boys especially. Don't be fooled by Jeffers youthful, simple illustrations—he has an uncanny perception of what is funny and how children think.
I've discussed before about
my favorite title of his
This Moose Belongs to Me, but my children adore
Stuck and also
The Day the Crayons Quit which he illustrated.
Richard Scarry. Everyone knows Richard Scarry by now right?! His characters should be well known in any childhood. But there is a golden window of opportunity for introducing Scarry to the recovering couch potatoes—and it's probably only up to age 7 by my estimates because he is aimed toward the younger set. What makes books like
What Do People Do All Day so interesting is their very
busy-ness. Scarry is fantastic at creating little stories within the story with funny side pictures or car crashes etc.
Chris Van Allsburg. Where Scarry appeals to younger kids, Van Allsburg specializes in the slightly older demographic. And you have to be careful at first because his tales of mystery won't automatically attract the flies. You have to start with something peculiar and
ever so slightly morbid like
The Z Was Zapped— where the demise of alphabet letters is chronicled in a fascinating way. Then go to
Two Bad Ants before moving into his more sophisticated works.
Jerry Pallotta. Pallotta gets included in this list for his very high score on the "strewing" factor. He manages to come up with excellent, informative compilations that a kid can't help wanting to crack open. Even when a child has passed the ideal age for alphabet books, he can't help but wonder what's in something like
The Icky Bug Alphabet Book,
The Yucky Reptile Alphabet Book,
The Skull Alphabet Book or his intriguing
Who Would Win Series like
Polar Bear Vs. Grizzly Bear. Boys love Pallotta.
Mo Willems. I'll be honest... I didn't get the hype about Mo at first. I thought his debut title
Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! was silly and overly simplistic when I first saw it. But the masses have overwhelmingly defied this blogger's opinion and Mo has since written a bunch of other books that I really like much better. When it comes to feeding media-hungry kids though, it doesn't really matter if MY tastes are satisfied (so long as they aren't offended), kids know what they like and Willems knows what to do. He is a great segue author. The typeset is excellent, short and appealing. And his characters, while simply drawn are engaging to the max. Begin with
We Are in a Book! which, if read in an engaging manner, is rather hilarious even to the adult. Other titles are just funny enough to draw in even the most reluctant souls:
Edwina, The Dinosaur Who Didn't Know She Was Extinct.
William Steig. Steig is one of those quirky authors that you'll find on a lot of unrelated lists: best authors for boys, funniest authors, classic authors not to miss, and on. If you asked me my favorite, I'd say it was
Doctor De Soto, but if you're looking to ease kids into books, a more obvious choice is something like
Pete's a Pizza or the puzzling
C D C ?
Sesyle Joslin. You want shock value mixed with vintage? Pick Joslin. Buried in the fantastically brilliant book on teaching manners from the late fifties, Joslin comes up with things to offend today's PC parents. In
What Do You Say, Dear?, parents get horrified that the character says "Would you like me to shoot a hole in your head?" I don't really see the big deal. The kids politely declines: "No, thank you." This book and its companion
What Do You Do, Dear? are a riot of unpredictability. Highly recommended.
We need desperately, I feel, a noncommercial alternative to what commercialism is trying to do to us. I'm not for censorship, but I'm certainly for self-censorship when it comes to producing or purveying products to America's children. I think that for people who make anything for children, their first thought should be: Would I want my child to see, hear or touch this? And if the answer is no, just don't make it.
-Mr. Rogers
